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+++ WELCOME ALL TO THE SHRINE OF GOD HATES BLONDES +++ It has come to our attention that God, for one reason or another, hates a lot of people. Each day we are told that God has a problem with large groups of the human race. The reasons for this hate are vast: The wrong religion, wrong race, wrong sex, wrong sexual preference, what someone did 2,000 years ago, what someone did not do 2 days ago, broken laws, broken promises, jealousy, bad diet, bad parents (we could go on, but you get the idea..). The only group of people excluded from God's wrath seems to be Blondes. Is this lack of hate some sort of divine oversight? Are Blondes God's true chosen people and the rest of us are just around the planet to serve there needs as some "Blondecentric" people proclaim? OR...Is the absence of God's hatred of Blondes a clue of God's deep CONTEMPT for them? (The "God's Not Even Going to Waste the Mental Energy on Blondes" Doctrine.) We of the Church of GHB, seek understanding of this great mystery of the cosmos. We see the understanding this relation of God/Hate/Blondes as the key to enlightenment. +++ |
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