M.River & T.Whid Art Associates' 99 Steps to Contemporary Art in Your Bedroom (Even in This Room, Insulated From the Laws of The External City, One May Find Oneself Lost in a Crowd...)

The Ninth 10 Steps Retrace, Redraw, Remain, Backtrack: Map of The City

81. All the Steps of the 99 Steps were done. T. Whid read them and said, Good, let's do this'. 9/9 read them and said, 'Good, let's do this'. At some point you read this and said, 'Good, let's do this'. Please sharpen your pencil, a mistake has been made. date:

82. The Fourth 10 Steps were misnumbered. Please return to Position Four (AKA Teleporter) and place an (*) next to its title. date:

83. I am adding these 10 Steps. These 10 Steps exist only as an afterthought; a happy slip in a linear process; a panicked last push to the deadline. Please locate a map of your city. date:

84. Place another (*) next to the poster of the 99 Steps (please refer to the new poster position of Step 5). date:

85. Next to the second (*) write the word Position Nine (AKA Locator). date:

86. Draw a simple map of the location of your bedroom next to Position Nine (AKA Locator). date:

87. Circle the location of your room on the drawing. date:

88. Draw an arrow from this circle to Position One (AKA Lascaux). If the path from Position Nine (AKA Locator) to Position One (AKA Lascaux) is blocked or difficult, please feel free to improvise. If all else fails, try the ceiling. date:

89. Halfway between Position Nine (AKA Locator) and Position One (AKA Lascaux) write the words 'You are Here.' date:

90. Thank you for your indulgence. We will now go back to The Last 9 Steps which were written a week earlier. Before we go, break your pencil in two. date:

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